...tearing me apart lisa!

well my dashboard objected to loading any further than that cat so

i’m goin to bed soon so its time to get off tumblr anyway

Goodbye friends I am gone

scratchingpad:

9 out of 10 cats are addicted to boxes.

If you or a cat you know shows signs of box addiction please stop ordering stuff from Amazon

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

ofspadesandhearts:

Ace-pride Personality Construct/Core for any of my fellow asexual Portal fans! (The cake is so not a lie)

ofspadesandhearts:

Ace-pride Personality Construct/Core for any of my fellow asexual Portal fans! (The cake is so not a lie)