...tearing me apart lisa!

im extremely pissed rn I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW I DIDNT WANT OT HELP U TEST UR FUCKING SKYPE DAD I JUST WANTED TO PUT MY CALL WUTH THE SLEEPING BAE ON HOLD TO CALL U TO HEL:P U OUT BUT I ACCIDENTALLY ADDED U TO A GORUP CALL SO I HAD TO END THE CALL AND THE BAES ASLEEP SO??? IM NOT GONNA FUCKIN CALL HER BACK BUT??? MAN I WAS GONNA LISTEN TO NIGHT VALE IM SO

you know what fuck it im just gonna go to bed im sleepy anyway

Goodbye friends I am gone

wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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whymoose:

queen-of-destiel-land:

super-who-potter-lock:

grimdarkthroes:

intelligentairhead:

lumos5000:

whovian-at-large:

Can demons cross the ocean even though it’s salt water?

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ahhh…. that is an excellent question

They can possess humans although…

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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